Good news! 78 percent of Americans distrust the government

WASHINGTON - According to the Pew Research Center, "Nearly 80 percent of Americans say they do not trust the U.S. government to do what is right, expressing the highest level of distrust in Washington in half a century."

Unfortunately, the survey shows that 22 percent of Americans trust the government "just about always" or "most of the time." In other words, nearly one-fourth of people in this country are gullible saps who have no grasp on reality.

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